so i was sent a strange thing in the mail that i received yesterday. it was a small envelope sent to me from a k[scribble scribble] yugioh from statesville, north carolina. it was addressed to me at my exact location, first and surnames spelled correctly. it was absolutely certainly supposed to reach me on purpose. it has a single upside-down purple heart award stamp in the corner, on the back it says "do not bend" and inside is a busted up - or what i have assumed is a - card holder. the hard plastic on the outside is cracked at the bottom and covered in tape residue that i've nervously picked away at most of. it's a lil grimy. the flexible sleeve inside is blue on one side, frosty on the other and also falling apart.
i have no idea why it was sent to me or what i'm supposed to do w it. but i'm sending it back w a king of hearts in the sleeve, addressed to real name of the resident of the return address (which we totally looked up ofc). the return sender shall be s[scribble]L[scribble]y waters of mars and the stamp will be sideways.
we'll see what happens.